Always on the side of the egg by Murakami Haruki
http://www.haaretz.com/culture/arts-leisure/always-on-the-side-of-the-egg-1.270371 I have come to Jerusalem today as a novelist, which is to say as a professional spinner of lies. Of course, novelists are not the only ones who tell lies. Politicians do it, too, as we all know. Diplomats and military men tell their own kinds of lies on occasion, as do used car salesmen, butchers and builders. The..